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Gerrard slams refereeing decisions in Merseyside derby

Liverpool captain Steven Gerrard has slammed two refereeing decisions that he believes denied the Reds three points in Sunday’s 2-2 Merseyside derby draw against Everton.

Gerrard bemoaned the decision to award the Toffees the throw-in that led to Steven Naismith’s equaliser but focused most of his attention on the controversial ruling out of Luis Suarez’s strike in the final minute of injury time.

The Uruguayan tucked home Sebastian Coates’ knock down in the penalty area in stoppage time but appeared to be incorrectly denied by the offside flag.

“I’ve seen it again and we can feel sorry ourselves because it was a clear goal,” Gerrard told the Liverpool Echo of the Suarez incident.

“We should be taking away the three points rather than just one. There is no offside and it’s difficult for me to explain it. The only person who can explain it is the linesman.

“I asked him after the game if it was offside and he said ‘I think so’. That’s not good enough. If every decision in this league is based on ‘we think so’ then we’re in trouble.

“The linesman got it badly wrong. The benefit of the doubt is supposed to go to the attacking player anyway.

“And for their second goal, it’s a clear throw-in to us. The linesman gives us the throw but the referee saw something different. He gave Everton the throw and their second goal came from that.

“I feel sorry for our lads because I thought we were fantastic today and deserved to win. We had a young, small team out there but they were all men today and stuck together. There was one team here who came to play football and win the game and that was us.”

Gerrard also hit out at Everton captain Phil Neville, who was booked for diving in the second half of the match at Goodison Park.

Simulation had already become a talking point when Luis Suarez responded to David Moyes’ criticism of him by feigning a dive in front of the Toffees boss after the visitors’ opening goal.

“I think Phil Neville badly let his manager down today,” Gerrard commented. “His manager did every paper, every radio station and every TV channel talking about Luis Suarez and then his captain, who is meant to be setting an example, blatantly dives.

“If David Moyes is a real man and a real manager, which I think he is, then he will be speaking to Phil Neville about it.

“With what he said about Luis Suarez before, David Moyes was trying to get in the referee’s head, which is fine, that’s all part of the game stuff like that, but you don’t expect your captain to dive like that.

“Luis Suarez was fantastic for us again today. I can’t control what he does when he scores a goal, I was just happy to see it hit the back of the net.

“He doesn’t need David Moyes to fire him up. But if people want to try to get in Luis’ head and wind him up then it’s the wrong thing to do. You saw from today’s evidence that it seems to inspire him rather than go against him.”

Mock the Weekend: Has the Premier League outgrown the likes of Clattenburg?

By George Ankers

Football no longer needs referees

We all have something, be it a toy, a friend or a love of the Star Wars movies, which we hold onto for far too long.

We convince ourselves that we need it in our lives, that it is simply a part of how things work from day to day, or even that we actually like or love it. But the truth is that, the longer that we hold onto it, the more it holds us back from fulfilling our potential.

This weekend, the Premier League may finally have proved to itself that it has outgrown the referee.

It’s not about a conspiracy to control results – after all, that particular plot was foiled by Jose Mourinho’s little-reported saber-toting rampage through the FA headquarters back in 2005. The officiating malaise is down to incompetence, a horde of blind, unfit mice scurrying around pitches in a vain attempt to keep up with modern players.

With lunacy like Luis Suarez’s onside goal being ruled offside and Chicharito’s offside goal being ruled onside on Sunday alone, surely it is time to ditch the outdated concept of a third party officiating a match. Footballers are grown men; they can settle any disputes on their own.

Indeed, without the neutral figure of the referee on whom they can and therefore do blame everything on, the sport would surely become a more peaceful place.

GOOD WEEKEND
Micah Richards
Getting injured at the earliest opportunity after admitting to TV cameras that he doesn’t understand Roberto Mancini’s formations was a masterstroke. Now the defender can go off and recuperate as far away from the Manchester City boss’ this-is-for-embarrassing-me death glare as he can.Reading
Or, to give them their full name: ‘Oh, er … it’s coming to me. Just, um … come on, I know this. The 20th team in the Premier League … aaaaaare … Reading? Yes? Woohoo!’. First on ‘Match of the Day’! People have finally noticed that the Royals are there!

The Capital One Cup
It may not be anyone’s favourite competition but, with Sunday’s Premier League clash effectively ruined by refereeing, suddenly Chelsea v Manchester United has become a fascinating rematch. Hopefully we’ll be able to watch 90 minutes of it this time.

Picture the idyllic harmony as footballers let loose their inner cricketers, sportingly holding their hands up when they stray offside, holding said hands out to help an opponent up after a tackle, and relentlessly fixing every possible aspect of the match. OK, maybe not cricket, then.

We all have to move on from that toy, friend or Star Wars franchise. The sooner that football realises that men like Mark Clattenburg are that scene from ‘Attack of the Clones’ where Hayden Christensen complains about sand, the sooner that they can stop waving imaginary yellow cards. And start waving imaginary AWESOME cards instead.

Down with diving

All of that stuff above about scrapping referees? Ignore it. MTW has changed its mind. Referees aren’t the problem. It’s the divers. Aaaagh! The divers! They make MTW so mad! Something must be done.

How dare Fernando Torres exaggerate a slight contact just like every single one of his peers, regardless of club, does several times per match? What do you mean, it’s more complicated than it looks? He fell over! Send him off!

Clearly, the current FA strategy of instituting brief, frenzied crackdowns on the slightest hint of simulation every time that it hits the news is not working. A fresh approach is required to clean the beautiful game of this hideous crime.

MTW‘s proposed strategy is simple. After every game, without exception, each club must nominate one of its own players who they judge to have performed the single worst dive of the day. That player must then forfeit a week’s wages to the FA. They’ll be falling over themselves to stay on their feet.

As a follow-up, when the teams emerge from the tunnels for the start of the next match, each club’s last offender must walk out onto the pitch a few seconds after their colleagues. At which point, the stadium PA blares out LMFAO’s wacky dance hit ‘Sexy and I Know It’ at full volume. Maybe make the shamed players wear tutus…


“Darn it! *sigh* … I’ve got passion in my pants and I’m not afraid to show it.”

Quote of the weekend

I thought they were a Scottish club

Stephane Mbia must have been thrilled to join amateur side Queen’s Park

MTW Mailbag

Dear MTW,

I’ll cut to the chase here: I’m sorry. What I did to you and everyone who cared about me on Saturday was wrong.

I know that I’ve never been scintillating company in the past but you had every right to expect that I would make more of an effort not to be such a crushing bore, an unremittingly negative anti-companion.

It’s just that I’m going through some stuff right now – it feels like I’m just stuck in the middle of the road with no real prospects of career advancement any time soon. Still, though, that doesn’t give me any excuse to break a guy’s leg.

I hope that you can forgive me. Even if you don’t, though, I’ll come back next year, just in case you change your mind. Please give me another chance then.

BAD WEEKEND
Paul Lambert
Paul, MTW doesn’t like to pry, but … are you SURE that swapping Norwich City for Aston Villa was a good idea? Anyone who watched Aston Villa 1-1 Norwich City
On second thought, they’re both
as bad as each other. Down! Down! Down!

Gervinho
MTW couldn’t decide whether coming on for five minutes, doing nothing and then getting stretchered off counted as a good weekend or a bad one for the enigmatic composure-shunner. On one hand, he did nothing and got stretchered off; on the other, he didn’t step in any bowls of custard or fluff even a single chance comically wide. Let’s call it bad, though – custard would at least have been funny.

Yours sleep-inducingly,

S. Citynilsunderlandnil, Stoke-on-Trent

Save it! MTW has been hurt before…

Football’s deadliest court jester
Luis Suarez (Liverpool)

Luis Suarez. There, that’s out of the way. MTW understands that seeing his name forces many of you, dear readers, to jump straight to the comments section and spout off something like: “He’s such a cad!” So go on. Get it out of your system now.

All done? Right then, let’s continue. Suarez is brilliant, isn’t he? And terrible. In fact, it is the fact that he is so brilliant that makes him so terrible. The Uruguayan summed himself up on Sunday by making the Merseyside derby all about him.

Mixed in with his game-changing basically-a-hat-trick-ignore-the-fine-print, the Reds goalgetter had a typically up-and-down match. The only thing funnier than Raheem Sterling’s second-half miss, for example, was Suarez chewing the youngster out for wayward finishing (glass houses, Dr Woodwork!).

A greater moment of genius than either of his come-on-it-really-was-three goals, though, was the celebration of his first. The run to David Moyes and comical mock-dive was both delightfully immature and facepalmingly predictable, making it objectively hilarious when fate bit our hero in the backside in the final moments.

In teasing the Everton boss so brazenly, Suarez had sealed his own destiny in a moment of karma that football nails more often than it should. The fact that Liverpool have manufactured a situation in which they live or die based on whether their only striker succeeds crowns him as football’s deadliest court jester.

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Rodgers: Suarez denied clear goal in Liverpool’s draw with Everton

Brendan Rodgers blasted the officials for denying Luis Suarez a “clear goal” during injury time in Liverpool’s thrilling draw with rivals Everton at Goodison Park.

The Uruguayan striker thought he had won the game after finishing from close range after Sebastian Coates rose above Phil Jagielka, but the goal was chalked off and the sides shared the points.

And while Rodgers was disappointed with the decision from Andre Marriner’s officiating team, he spoke of his delight at the performance of his side, particularly his forwards Suarez and Raheem Sterling.

“Everyone has seen it was a clear goal. It was a fantastic header by Sebastian [Coates] and [Suarez] has timed his run perfectly, but sometimes it happens,” he told Sky Sports News.

“[Suarez] was outstanding, he’s so clever and bright. In the second half we put Sterling up with him and I thought [Sterling] was brilliant as well carrying the can, twisting and turning.

“Luis gets a wee bit of stick but his performance level on the field and every day in training means he is a joy to work with. When he plays with the quality that he did today he deserved a hat-trick and only the officials denied him that.”

Rodgers revealed he was pleased his side were able to adapt to cope with Everton’s aerial onslaught in the second half, and praised the courage his side showed to prevent the Toffees from going on to win the game.

“It was a wonderful game, I’m very very proud of the team today,” he added. “Everton are a strong side who’ve started very well. We’re still getting together and finding out how we play.

“We had to make a tactical change at half time due to a lot of direct balls. There no great build-up play [from Everton], we had to deal with a lot of aerial balls in the box.

“I’m very proud of the team, the young players were fantastic, showing great courage and right the way throughout the team it was a good point for us.”

And the Liverpool manager suggested the speed with which his team went two goals up may have actually played a part in his side’s downfall.

“Two-nil is always a difficult scoreline especially so early on, and it’s a difficult place to come and get a point,” he concluded.